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Magyar

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Australia
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One time Chris Beer called me cool, it made my day :3

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Magyar

oh kool

Posted by Magyar Oct. 23, 2009 @ 10:12 AM EDT

.

chr says (10:01 PM):
u ever seen a wild kangaroo?
chr says (10:03 PM):
u ever been inside a kangaroos pouch?
i dipped my balls in one
but there was a baby kangaroo inside
but he didnt mind
chr says (10:04 PM):
he massaged my scrotum
while humming a melancholy tune
and it was that day
that i knew
i would grow up to be a cyber terrorist

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13 Comments

Oct. 24, 2009 | 1:14 AM Qwazal says:

I love you.

I know this is thrown around much too commonly in this era, but there is no longer a doubt in my mind- I love you. Everything you do, say, touch, feel... Its like a dream to me. An alternate reality where you are my lover, vice versa. You make me feel emotions I've never felt before in my life. I can't imagine an existence without you in it. Everything you are, I love. My life feels like so much more when you are in it. I yearn for your affection. Yearn, yearn with unmeasurable passion. My pores engorge themselves in your presence with desire. My mind seeks yours. My body lusts for your envelopment. My spirit clings to every word you utter. You are my everything.

Oct. 25, 2009 | 12:24 PM Magyar responds:

Awwww... I feel loved :3


Oct. 25, 2009 | 7:52 AM armydanywolf says:

^^^^^^^ ARE YOU GAYY?

Oct. 25, 2009 | 12:24 PM Magyar responds:

it's called manly love. Nothing wrong about that!


Oct. 28, 2009 | 6:05 PM Sevkat says:

lmao

Oct. 29, 2009 | 6:28 AM Magyar responds:

oh you ;)


Oct. 31, 2009 | 6:45 PM badfurrykitty says:

I lovezs meh greenie

"It was good seeing you today
I didn't expect you would be there.
I wish i could have dressed much better,
I wish i would have fixed my hair.

You came so suddenly and shaked my hand,
And my face quickly turned red.
I wish it were just you and me,
We got caught up in a crowd instead.

You are almost the man of my dreams,
Near to perfect as my knight can be.
I doubt there's anyone like you,
Though they say there's plenty of fish in the sea.

You are intelligent,
And you respect my dreams.
But i don't know if you feel the same towards me,
I guess I'll never know..It seems.

In any case, it was enough,
Your hand shaking mine.
But I'm very curious whether you like me or not,
Only if i can see the signs.

It was good seeing you today,
You are almost the man of my dreams.
But i don't know if you feel the same towards me,
I guess I'll never know..It seems. "

Good Seeing You Today
by Countess of Monte Cristo

Oct. 31, 2009 | 9:22 PM Magyar responds:

Made me cry tears of manly love :D


Oct. 31, 2009 | 6:45 PM badfurrykitty says:

MINES IS BETTER!!!

Oct. 31, 2009 | 9:23 PM Magyar responds:

fufufufufufufu


Nov. 1, 2009 | 12:35 AM NERVdamage says:

Want that bass.

Nov. 1, 2009 | 8:54 AM Magyar responds:

same here


Nov. 1, 2009 | 7:24 AM zooominsh says:

Mmm sweet strawberrie you kittie krew bastard :D

Nov. 1, 2009 | 8:54 AM Magyar responds:

you love it ;)


Nov. 5, 2009 | 6:31 AM DumbassDude says:

Loving the man, and the strawberry, and the rather dashing hat.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 8:26 PM Magyar responds:

I love the dashing hat too


Nov. 19, 2009 | 3:43 PM cochipahue says:

i CAME in BUCKETS!!

Nov. 22, 2009 | 5:22 AM Magyar responds:

hell yeah


Nov. 25, 2009 | 11:15 AM armydanywolf says:

i luvz yo too! =3

Nov. 28, 2009 | 5:30 AM Magyar responds:

awwwww <3


Dec. 9, 2009 | 12:26 AM TheRadicalOne says:

Let's be friends you cunt!

Dec. 10, 2009 | 5:00 AM Magyar responds:

FUCK YOU ok


Dec. 11, 2009 | 1:52 AM badfurrykitty says:

greenie i went to linky! I love you! <3

Dec. 11, 2009 | 6:52 AM Magyar responds:

yay!


Dec. 13, 2009 | 7:28 PM piecaptin says:

U JUST GOT GOOGLE SWANKED.

Dec. 14, 2009 | 7:21 PM Magyar responds:

no i didnt

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